Pantheons in fantasy will almost always be something like “fire deity, water deity, light deity, EVIL deity, GREAT MOTHER” while an average bronze age city’s pantheon was s/t like “deity personifying the city, god everyone has to treat as the main one because his city got geopolitically lucky, three
or so personifications of main local sources of income, a nearby mountain, half
a dozen incoherent minor deities (at least one is the result of some misspelling a name), deified branding iron”
Real ancient deities: Etn-Muub, patron god of copper, rats, shoes, leatherworkers, bed-wetting, and small dogs; Etn-nu, main creator deity but not THAT main creator deity the other one OR alternatively the god of salads and fishing OR the brother of the main creator deity who is also somehow his mom; Lungabalad, main god of war/totally unimportant god of war/god of kicking people in the balls that has a coincidentally similar name to the god of war
OH let’s also not forget “god of rivers and plague…or just a cool monster someone drew. one of those”
And “AMARG, THE SUPER IMPORTANT GOD” [is never mentioned in any other text ever not even once]
The new sidebar crowds out the dashboard content and the bright blue popup notifications (now at the side AND top) and create-post bar pull your eyes in different directions. There is no space for the eye to rest on anymore - it’s all noise. The end result is that everything flattens - there’s no focal point anymore.
It’s also pretty overwhelming - even for someone like me - so I can’t imagine it would be very user-friendly to someone who was photosensitive or struggled with visual overload (especially when paired with the high-contrast ‘true blue’ default site palette and animated icons for the changes-on-tumblr/staff-picks/trending buttons).
2. The activity pop-up now covers dashboard content
This is really bad from a usability standpoint. In the old layout the activity pop-up used to drop down over the recommended blogs sidebar. Now it actively gets in the way of looking at core content. The dash is why we are here, burying it like this is baffling.
The search bar now drops down over the recommended blogs banner instead, but where the old design had non-critical space on each side of the dashboard to visually allow both features to pop in, this new layout is way worse for efficiency. And for what? Having a rarely-used former drop-down menu now permanently active? The old banner with quick-links for the key use-features (notes, messages, askbox) made much more design sense.
It also means that the activity pop-up gets now completely covered by the blog pop-up that opens when you click the notification, so double demerit there. 0/10.
3. It’s harder to navigate to the activity page, and the new page-stretch means you can’t see new notes without scrolling down
That first bit is kind of a nitpick but cramming the 'See everything’ link down at the bottom of a browser window isn’t a great navigation choice. (Again, the visual signifiers and eye-direction in this new design are incredibly poor.)
That the main activity page now requires you to scroll to even see the top note due to the new display ratio is really egregious. It makes another key site feature just slightly less convenient and accessible in a very irritating way. Bad choice.
4. The new ratio pushes the Radar and Main Sponsored slot completely off-screen
This one is directed the tumblr staff: that’s also a bad choice, guys. That’s your main ad-slot for people loading into Tumblr so hiding it is going to hurt both your ad-impressions and your ability to promote the ad-free option. The new layout ratio also means that the in-dash ads are going to be a lot more invasively screen-filling - and let’s be real most users will either add-block or leave before purchasing ad-free. I have no idea what the new layout is trying to achieve but if ad optimisation is the goal then this ain’t it, chief.
To be honest I cannot comprehend the rationale for this change. I guess it’s visually a bit more like Twitter… but that site iscurrently being demolished from the inside by poor management decisions so maybe it’s not the best aestheticto be aping.
Well then, what do?
Okay so, new dash bad. And so, in true Tumblr spirit: we complain. However, to get results we must deploy the art of kvetching productively.
If you want the old dash back (or at least, a better new-dash design that corrects some of these big weaknesses) what you should do is head over to https://www.tumblr.com/support and lodge a feedback ticket pointing out the problems. The more users who do that, the more likely you are to see an effective response.
Remember, tagging @staff and @support in posts won’t fix this. There’s no guarantee they’ll see it among the notes barrage.
Also: please don’t be rude or abusive when you lodge tickets. Whoever is manning those blogs and inboxes probably isn’t person who forced through this change. Save an intern, be polite.
Go forth in disgruntlement to keep this hellhole a hellhome.
the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter
twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on
